Lost in Suburbia classic column: This little piggy went to get a haircut

There are some things you really want to know about yourself, and other things you could go your whole life without knowing and be perfectly OK with it.For instance, I always appreciate it when someone tells me if I have a piece of spinach in my teeth, or a trail of toilet paper stuck to my shoe, or anything else that would make me look like a clueless slob.I’m not nearly as appreciative when someone tells me I have hair on my big toe.“Hey Mom,” said my daughter […]  » Read More