Lost in Suburbia classic column: How dry I am not

Columns share an author’s personal perspective.*****Someone recently told me that I should drink more water to hydrate my skin and delay the aging process. Of course this is the same person who told me to try elephant dung cream for wrinkles, so I’m not exactly sure why I am listening to her about this water thing. However, since water seemed to be more benign than elephant poo, I decided I had nothing to lose by giving it a try.Unfortunately, according to the laws of […]  » Read More