DeWitt column: Dear Mr. Census Man

Dear Mr. Census Man,I have received your Census letter. All five of them, in fact. I sure hope my tax dollars aren’t paying for all that correspondence, but our multi-trillion dollar deficit isn’t why I am writing to you. I personally take offense to your letter, and on behalf of my people – a people sometimes slandered as trailer trash, but we prefer the term “Trailer Folk” – I wish to protest your culturally insensitive questions.First of all, your letter […]  » Read More